Index
TITLE (alph.)
AUTHOR
ISSUE
#
10 Denizens of I-35, The
Matt Spradling
43
10 Ways to Tell Your Significant Other That You Remember Their Name
Alex Speed
10
12 Radical Tips For Increasing Testosterone
Mattt Spradman
23
3 Things I Learned from Years of Working at a Corporate Coffee Shop
Matt Spradling
13
5 Hot Trespassing Tips
Matt Spradling
40
5 Lessons I've Learned from My Horse While Living on the Trail (For 45 Minutes)
Mudd Spursling
47
581 Days
Trevor Donoghue
49
7 Ways to Support Your Struggling Local Power Grid
Macc Spalding
41
8 Ways to Subtly Lean in Order to Assert Dominance During Video Conferences
Matt Spradling, Alex Speed
19
9 Ways to Organize Your Bookshelves and What They Say About You
Matt Spradling
12
A
Abstract
Matt Spradling
30
Abyssal Miscellanea
Matt Spradling
7
Adventures in Project Management
Matt Spradling
11
Alex Makes Your Life Better with Good Advice That Is Not Bad
Alex Speed
12
Alex Reviews: A Newsletter
Alex Speed
29
Alex Reviews: All 24 Versions of "Life is a Highway" Currently Available on Spotify
Alex Speed
5
Alex Reviews: Living in Montana
Alex Speed
37
Alex's Weekly Restaurant Roundup
Alex Speed
6
Alex's Weekly Restaurant Roundup
Alex Speed
8
Alex's Weekly Restaurant Roundup
Alex Speed
26
Am I Tired Of Life, or From It
Alex Speed
49
Andrew Reviews: All of the Public Schools I Attended
Andrew Piotrowski
35
Andrew Reviews: Women
Andrew Piotrowski
4
Annals of the Haunted Apartment Drummer
Matt Spradling
42
Announcement: I Have Decided to Become One With the Sea
Sam Spradling
25
Another Excerpt/Daisy
Dalton Allen
51
Apology, An
Jenna Hay
39
Ask Sam: Pandemic Pandemonium
Sam Spradling
20
Assume For a Second You're Illiterate
Wendy Fernandez
35
Audiobook Shuffle: The Lord of the Rings: The Inception of Boromir
Matt Spradling
12
Austin's Car Tourism Culture Is Thriving
Malt Sprawling
47
Awkward Woman's Greatest Hits: Better Responses That I Thought of 20 Minutes Later vs. What I, a Fool, Actually Said in the Moment
Marina Martinez
26
B
"Barely Hanging On" Starter Kit
Jenna Hay
32
Basement You Never Knew You Had (Lessons in Room Décor and Upkeep), The
Matt Spradling
37
Bear Attacks Are Testing Friendships Everywhere (Or Maybe Just Mine)
Jenna Hay
36
Best and Most Fun Article Ever, The
Matt Spradling
20
Best of the Worst Tolkien Covers
Matt Spradling
45
Best Songs to Borrow Your Mom's 2006 Chevy Tahoe To
Matt Spradling
4
Beyond the Pale
Matt Spradling
52
Bigfoot in Bigfoot
Wendy Fernandez
42
Bill's Not Alright (Newsworthy, Chapter 2), The
Andrew Piotrowski
30
Blight in August (Newsworthy, Chapter 3)
Matt Spradling
31
Bones: An Index
Matt Spradling, Alex Speed
3
Bones: An Index (Vol. II)
Matt Spradling
24
Book Report: 2021
Matt Spradling
43
Book Report: Far Too Much Cormac McCarthy
Matt Spradling
23
Book Report: Kings of the Wyld
Matt Spradling
40
Book Report: The Plague
Matt Spradling
22
Book Report: The Three Body Problem
Matt Spradling
24
Breaking Dawn, Finally
Marina Martinez
37
Brief Memoir of How Life Has Been Lately, A
Andrew Piotrowski
25
Briny Loch Away, A
Wendy Fernandez
41
Bucket of Pickles, A
Alex Speed
48
Business Ideas
Matt Spradling
12
C
Cain's Jawbone 2: Electric Boogaloo
Marina Martinez
48
Candle Scent Descriptions by Jenna
Jenna Hay
31
Car Pay Diem
Wendy Fernandez
44
Chess 3
Wendy Fernandez
45
Chess Openings and What They Say About the Size of Your Johnson
Alex Speed, Matt Spradling
36
Christmas Shopping Guide
Matt Spradling
3
Clap Along if You Feel Like Happiness Is the Truth
Loh Hunt
46
Commedia dell'arte
Matt Spradling
52
Conspiracy Corner!
Madison Bailey
21
Convert To Cerealism Today
Jenna Hay
44
Cookie Recipe
Matt Spradling
18
Cool & Good Hot Takes
Matt Spradling
5
Correct and Definitive Egg List, A
Wendy Fernandez
43
Crossword
Matt Spradling
15
Cryptic Album Liner Notes
Matt Spradling
42
D
Dancing with Ducks
Andrew Piotrowski
40
Dark Secret of Animal Crossing Zoology, The
Marina Martinez
23
darling,
Sam Spradling
49
Dear Sam
Sam Spradling
17
Dear Sam
Sam Spradling
18
Dear Sam
Sam Spradling
22
Dear Sam
Sam Spradling
23
Dear Sam
Sam Spradling
31
Dear Sam
Sam Spradling
43
Dear Sam: Quarantine Queries
Sam Spradling
21
Dearest Darling Andrew
Andrew Piotrowski
32
Dearest Darling Andrew pt. 2
Andrew Piotrowski
37
Death of Cock Robin, The
Matt Spradling
7
Death to 'Realism'
Marina Martinez
40
Did You Watch That Thing On Netflix That Made Me Really Confused and Amazed and Sad?
Alex Speed
41
Does My Cat Have Narcissistic Personality Disorder?
Matt Spradling
26
Does Proximity Matter? Genuinely Asking
Matt Spradling
4
Dragon Broth for the Squire Soul: Reylo are Medieval Times Employees
Matt Spradling
30
Dramatic Public Declaration of Love, A
Matt Spradling
41
Dream Journal
Matt Spradling
12
Drunken Tour of Middle-Earth, A
Matt Spradling
28
Dry January but This Time It Is Retrospective
Alex Speed
45
Ducks
Alex Speed
27
E
Eclipse (But Better)
Marina Martinez
36
Effects of My Blood Type, The
Wendy Fernandez
36
Epic Recipe Drop! Furlcalling Finger Remedies
Andrew Piotrowski
53
Ergodicity
Matt Spradling
52
erreur de traduction / Collage
Sam Spradling
33
Experiment: Becoming a Morning Person Using Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
Matt Spradling
13
F
Fairytale Musical, A
Andrew Piotrowski
36
Fanfiction // Collage
Sam Spradling
30
feet of a killer, fella, The
Wendy Fernandez
53
Fight Clubbed
Matt Spradling
52
Financial Aid at Hogwarts
Matt Spradling
10
First Texas Country Music Star, The
Alex Speed
36
Fossils: That Shit Dope
Alex Speed
9
Fount, The
Matt Spradling
8
Fuck It
Matt Spradling
6
Fun 'n Flirty Guillotine DIY
Marina Martinez
22
Functional Member of Society, A
Alex Speed
7
G
Game of Thrones Bingo but It's Parcheesi
Matt Spradling
13
Gaming, Min-Maxing, and Living Au(then)t(ist)ically
Matt Spradling
53
Gang Gets Arrested, The
Alex Speed, Matt Spradling
44
Getting Older, or: Just Coming to Grips With Your Own Stupidity
Alex Speed
18
Goodnight, Greg
Marina Martinez
50
Guide to Greetings, A
Matt Spradling
9
H
Haas: A Plague Upon Woodbright
Sam Spradling
21
Happy Birthday Alex God Bless America 8.16.22
Matt McPradling
49
Happy Monday, Idiots
Alex Speed, Matt Spradling
14
Hard Man is Good to Vote, A
Matt Spradling
30
Hawk Tates
Match Spaulding
7
Hello Sobriety Is So Good and Also So Fun I Love It
Alex Speed
32
Help Us Name Our New Cat
Matt Spradling
6
Here Is What Happens When You Live in a Place People Utilize Mostly as a Getaway
Alex Speed
50
Hey Whose Sword Is This
Matt Spradling
46
Holiday Horoscopes for Haughty HoHoHos
Sam Spradling
42
Holier Than Thou
Wendy Fernandez
49
Horoscopes
Matt Spradling
1
Horoscopes
Matt Spradling
2
Horoscopes
Matt Spradling
3
Horoscopes
Matt Spradling
15
Horoscopes
Madison Bailey
20
Horoscopes: 2019
Sam Spradling
4
Horoscopes: Autumn Aesthetic
Sam Spradling
32
Horoscopes: Cat
Sam Spradling
9
Horoscopes: Creative Outlets
Sam Spradling
10
Horoscopes: Jersey Shore
Sam Spradling
14
Horoscopes: Pets
Sam Spradling
8
Horoscopes: Romance
Sam Spradling
5
Horoscopes: Super Blood Wolf Moon
Sam Spradling
7
Horoscopes: Work
Sam Spradling
6
Hot Boy Summer
Matt Spradling
23
Housekeeping
Matt Spradling
42
Housekeeping
Matt Spradling
43
How are People Getting to Their Places: A Good Old-Fashioned Judge-O-Thon
Alex Speed
3
How Okay is Pretending? Genuinely Asking
Matt Spradling
9
How to Fake an Interest in Soccer
Matt Spradling
25
How to Flirt Via LinkedIn
Alex Speed
15
How to Improve an Already Okay Work
Wendy Fernandez
30
How to Leave Town
Matt Spradling
46
How to Run
Matt Spradling
17
How to Run (Pandemic Edition)
Matt Spradling
32
How to Stop Being the Main Character
Marina Martinez
45
How to Wear a Mask (Emotively)
Alisha Simons
21
I
I Am Funny for Money Now
Alex Speed
45
I Am Tinkerbell
Marina Martinez
46
I Can't Express My Emotions to People Directly So I'm Telling Everyone Personal Things in This Public Newsletter
Marina Martinez
27
I Commit a Ramen Sin
Andrew Piotrowski
31
I Didn't Mean to Kill Those Rodents
Alex Speed
51
I Go One Week Without a Phone and Now I'm Mary Oliver
Jenna Hay
40
I Lived Through an Entire Gothic Romance While Playing Among Us
Marina Martinez
31
I Never Thought It Would Happen to Me: The Divine Comedy
Matt Spradling
21
I Should've Died By Now, Probably
Marina Martinez
44
I Think a Queen Delivered My Groceries
Marina Martinez
39
I Want to Talk About Daddies (Of Lord of the Rings)
Marina Martinez
29
I'm So Tired
Matt Spradling
25
If It Were Any Other Film: Things We All Got Wrong About Star Wars Because It's Star Wars - Part IV of IX*
Chris Spradling
45
If You Don't Like Sansa Stark I will Fight You
Sam Spradling
14
If You Want to Chop Down a Cherry Tree You Must First Invent the Universe
Wendy Fernandez
45
In In Rainbows Rainbows
Sam Spradling
38
In Rainbows: A Guide/Love Letter
Matt Spradling
38
INCREDIBLE JOURNEY, AN
Matt Spradling
42
Interview With a Teacher
Matt Spradling
19
Interview With the Sampire
Matt Spradling, Sam Spradling
13
Introducing Pawscars
Matt Spradling
14
Introducing: INFINITY JETS
Matt Spradling, Alex Speed
17
Is Arthur C. Clarke Good? Genuinely Asking
Matt Spradling
1
Is Sahara Good? An Analysis
Matt Spradling
17
It Is Newsworthy Chapter 4.
Sam Spradling
35
It's More Than What You Bargained for but It's a Little Less Than What You Paid For
Matt Spradling
18
It's Okay to Enjoy Reality Television
Alex Speed
39
J
Jock Jams: Hope and Memory
Matt Spradling
6
Just Some Thoughts, No Hidden Message
Marina Martinez
32
K
kdedeih
Myshka
9
Kid A, Amnesiac, Trauma, and Linearity
Matt Spradling
53
L
Learning How To Drive in the Snow
Alex Speed
35
Legend of the Thrustmaster
Matt Spradling
47
LEGO Themes in Review, Pt. 1: Space
Matt Spradling, Chris Spradling
51
LEGO Themes in Review, Pt. 2: Castle
Matt Spradling, Chris Spradling
53
Lessons From the Iron Church
Matt Spradling, Alex Speed
49
Life is Terrible, Y'all
Sam Spradling
8
Life-Changing Madness of Tidying Up, The
Andrew Piotrowski
32
List of Things I Like About Swan Upon Leda by Hozier, A
Matt Spradling
49
Liverspool
Alex Speed
16
Love or Entomology?
Wendy Fernandez
39
Lube Up, Libertarian Bilbo: Reloaded
Alex Speed
30
Lukewarm Defense of Shitty Coffee, A
Matt Spradling
28
Lyrical Analysis of "Life is a Highway", A
Matt Spradling
20
M
Magic Trick, A
Matt Spradling
6
Making A Door Less Open: A (Real) Review
Alex Speed
24
Marina Explains The Nutcracker
Marina Martinez
42
Marina's Top 10 NPCs of Baldur's Gate 3
Marina Martinez
53
Matt Asked Me to Write a Short Thing About In Rainbows and Instead I Wrote This
Alex Speed
38
Matt Attempts to Make Sense of Suspiria (2018)
Matt Spradling
33
Matt Got Covid Medley
Matt Spradling
48
Matt Reviews: Best (and Worst!) Coins to Swallow
Matt Spradling
21
Matt Reviews: GameCube Games
Matt Spradling
35
Matt Reviews: Men
Matt Spradling
4
Matt Reviews: Red Bud Isle
Matt Spradling
5
Matt Reviews: Stardew Valley
Matt Spradling
1
MATT REVIEWS: THE SIX BEST WAYS TO CHANNEL RAGE
Matt Spradling
22
Matt Reviews: The Way Sam Eats String Cheese
Matt Spradling
2
Matt Reviews: Young Matt (An Archaeological Study of Items Unearthed in My Childhood Bedroom)
Matt Spradling
25
Matt Reviews: Young Matt (An Archaeological Study of Items Unearthed in My Childhood Bedroom), Part II
Matt Spradling
27
Matt Reviews: Young Matt: The Early Fiction
Matt Spradling
39
Matt vs. NBC
Andrew Piotrowski
30
Matt's Weekly Martial Arts Mambo
Matt Spradling
29
Matthew McConaughey as the Batman
Wendy Fernandez
47
Meditative Exercise, A
Matt Spradling
20
Medium-Tiny Reviews of My Favorite Tiny Desk Concerts
Andrew Piotrowski
51
Mildew Spreading
Matt Spradling
34
Modern Santa Mythology
Louisa Diaz
19
Moral Quandry, A
Alex Speed
33
Mormon Authors
Matt Spradling
2
Most Misread Poem in the World Is Really About the Lost Sequel to Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, The
Mach Spraining
19
(Mostly) Spoiler-Free Review of Critical Role, Campaign 2
Marina Martinez
41
Music As Ethos
Matt Spradling
24
My Last Article Was Too Sad: An Apology
Alex Speed
22
My Love Letter to the Sleepy Mountain Town
Alex Speed
48
My Top 10 Favorite Video Games of All Time (Ranked by How Much I Want to Play Them Right Now)
Marina Martinez
24
N
New Moon (A Review?)
Marina Martinez
35
Nextdoor Clippings
Matt Spradling
2
Nextdoor Clippings
Matt Spradling
10
Nextdoor Clippings
Jenna Hay
37
Newsworthy: The Story of Three Kind-of Assholes Trying to Survive One Night in a Nice Town
Andrew Piotrowski
29
Nextdoor Clipplings
Matt Spradling
41
Night of the Undead Siri
Matt Spradling
33
Night of the Undead Siri: Part II
Matt Spradling
35
Night of the Undead Siri: Part III
Matt Spradling
36
Novice's Guide to Rainbows, A
Andrew Piotrowski
38
O
Occasionally Winter, or, How to Trick the Creativity Out of Yourself
Andrew Piotrowski
27
Octotherapist
Alex Speed
53
Ode to the Giant Googly Eyes I Attached to My Bedroom Door
Andrew Piotrowski
26
On Anger
Matt Spradling
22
On Anxiety
Sam Spradling
24
On Grief (and Hope)
Sam Spradling
31
On June 1st, Liverpool Football Club Won the 2019 European Champions League
Matt Spradling
16
OpossumsOfficial
Matt Spradling
15
Order With Dom
Matt Spradling
15, 30
Order With Dom: 50 Orders Darker
Matt Spradling
30
P
Perfectionism
Matt Spradling
40
Perspective, by Toaditha "Toadie" Martinez, A
Marina Martinez
28
Phantom: The FIFAffaire de Cœur
Matt Spradling
5
Picasso
Matt Spradling
47
Picture of My Cat, A
Matt Spradling
12
Plug: 13 Minutes To The Moon
Matt Spradling
19
Plug: Bees
Matt Spradling
14
Plug: DAMS
Matt Spradling
17
Plug: Our Pod Is An Awesome Pod
Matt Spradling
39
Plug: Robot Hunting With a Bow and Arrow
Matt Spradling
18
Plug: The Perfect PokéRap
Matt Spradling
13
Plugs
Matt Spradling
31
Poem: A Year in Review
Matt Spradling
4
Poem: ew
Matt Spradling, Roberto Mendez, Andrew Piotrowski
12
Poem: For the Man on the Go
Dalton Allen
1
Poem: No Additional Information
Andrew Lucas Piotrowski
2
Poem: Unattended Computer
Anonymous Vandal
18
Poem: You Are Allowed To Stop
Matt Spradling
31
Poem: you shot me
Sam Spradling
5
Portrait of the Artist as a Guy Trying His Best
Alex Speed
48
Portrait of the Teen as a Young Man, A
Matt Spradling
24
Potty Monster Cometh, The
Matt Spradling
7
Potty Monster Cometh: Part II, The
Matt Spradling
8
Pour One Out For Diane Keaton
Loh Hunt
51
Pride Month Hall of Mirrors: Presented by IIIPEPSIIII
Matt Spradling
41
Q
QUIZ: Choose Some Ways to Die and We'll Tell You Which FRIENDS Character is Your Mom
Sam Spradling
7
Quiz: The Beatles or The Beach Boys?
Matt Spradling
46
QUIZ: Which Witch Will You Become When We All Inevitably Run Off Into the Woods to Escape Society?
Marina Martinez
25
R
Rating My Quarantine Hobbies
Wendy Fernandez
29
Rating Songs on Spotify's "Jazz in the Background" Playlist by Their Ability to Prevent Panic Attacks
Matt Spradling
44
Rating the Middle-Aged Men Who Try to Add Me on Social Media
Sam Spradling
26
Rating the Middle-Aged Men Who Try to Add Me on Social Media, pt. 2
Sam Spradling
37
Reader Mail
Matt Spradling
2
Reader Mail
Matt Spradling
3
Reminders
Matt Spradling
8
Republican Patriots Defend Freedom On Various Facebook Pages
Alex Speed
40
Resume
Matt Spradling
8
Review of Everything I Bought Impulsively During Quarantine, A
Jenna Hay
29
Review: Down in the Weeds, Where the World Once Was
Matt Spradling
27
Ricardination
Amber Ahmed
9
S
SAD
Matt Spradling
36
Sam Reviews: Heart Surgery
Sam Spradling
5
Sam Reviews: Liverpool Football Club
Sam Spradling
1
Sam Reviews: The Staff of A Newsletter
Sam Spradling
39
Sam Reviews: The Way Matt Eats String Cheese
Sam Spradling
2
Sam's Controversial Opinion Hour
Sam Spradling
27
Sam's Spooky Season Suggestions
Sam Spradling
28
Secret Menu Coffee
Matt Spradling
1
Sexiest Hozier Lyrics
Matt Spradling
50
Sherlock Spec Script Excerpt
Matt Spradling
10
Should I Buy a Pair of Cowboy Boots?
Alex Speed
46
Showering with the Lights Off: A Treatise
Matt Spradling
4
Skeletons in the Closet: The Necromancer's Guide to Coming Out
Marina Martinez
47
Sleepmasks Reviewed
Matt Spradling
19
Small Collection of Dungeons & Dragons Homebrew Items, A
Andrew Piotrowski
41
Smashmouth's Greatest Hits
Marina Martinez
43
Smashmouth's Greatest Hits, Vol. II
Marina Martinez
49
Smashmouth's Greatest Hits, Vol. III
Marina Martinez
50
So That Relationship You Thought Was Going to Be the One Ended and You Are Twenty-Two and Also Confused
Alex Speed
14
So You Moved Back To Montana
Alex Speed
42
So You Moved to Montana in the Middle of a Pandemic for Reasons That Are Very Good?
Alex Speed
25
So You Thought You Blocked Your Ex
Loh Hunt
44
Sober October
Alex Speed
31
Some Dreams I've Had Recently
Marina Martinez
49
Some Things That Can Happen During Surgery
Matt Spradling
3
Spare a Thought for Ugly Animals
Matt Spradling
26
SpongeFic FanPants
Jenna Hay
30
Stall Graffiti
Matt Spradling
18
Stall Graffiti
Matt Spradling
32
Stall Graffiti
Matt Spradling
41
Stall Graffiti
Matt Spradling
46
Stall Graffiti
Matt Spradling
48
State of the Newsletter
Matt Spradling
50
T
Tendrils/Collapse
Matt Spradling
52
Therapy: One Year Later
Sam Spradling
10
There Is a Wildfire in My Backyard
Alex Speed
28
Third Update, by Toadantha 'Toadie' Martinez, A
Marina Martinez
51
This Is My Chili's Manifesto
Macc Spalding
27
This Is My Chili's Manifesto, Pt. 2
Macc Spalding
47
This Is My Chili's Manifesto, Pt. 3: Apotheosis
Macc Spalding
48
This Is My Chili's Manifesto, Pt. 4: Brave New World
Macc Spalding
51
This Week's Newsletter is Dedicated To Madison
Madison Bailey
22
Thoughts From Places: Inside
Sam Spradling
20
Tips for Socially Distanced Running
Louisa Diaz
23
Top 5 Cola-Based Rituals (Presented With Author Commentary)
Matt Spradling, Andrew Piotrowski
26
Top 7 Ways to Avoid Thinking About the Inevitable Demise of Humans
Jacob Slaght
15
Top Ten Nicknames I've Given My Pokémon Over the Years
Andrew Piotrowski
28
Treatise On Beauty, A
Jenna Hay
33
Trend Alert
Sam Spradling
24
True Love Never Dies (I'm Still Single Though - True Love Isn't Real to Begin With)
Alex Speed
20
Trunk Administration, The
Wendy Fernandez
32
Twilight (A Review) (Abridged)
Marina Martinez
33
Types of Coffee Peeps
Rohan Mehta
28
U
Unhinged Guide to Surviving a Breakup, An
Loh Hunt
50
Unlicensed D&D Character Creation Charts
Matt Spradling
29
Untitled - Excerpt
Dalton Allen
50
Update, by Toadifer 'Toadie' Martinez
Marina Martinez
45
V
W
Waving Through a Webcam, a DHS fic
Marina Martinez
30
We Live In A Society
Matt Spradling
35
Week in Review (You Know the One)
Various
37
Weird Deep Dive Into Another Weird Deep Dive, A
Alex Speed
43
What Eyeballs Do
Matt Spradling
52
What I Wrote This Week Was Too Sad so Instead I Made a Matt Spradling Alignment Chart
Sam Spradling
23
What We're Watching: Little Fires Everywhere
Alisha Simons
22
What You Didn't Know You Didn't Know
Wendy Fernandez
51
What's Up With Waco's Billboards? Genuinely Asking
Matt Spradling
3
Whatever Wishes Wither With Her
Wendy Fernandez
45
Where Did the Ice Cream Man Go?
Autumn Scott
9
Which Haunted Hottie is Your Dreamy Devil's Night Date?
Sam Spradling
36
Who Would Win Bright Ocean vs. Dark Ocean
Matt Spradling
10
Why Are MMOs Fun?
Andrew Piotrowski
33
Work From Home Tips to Maximize Productivity During A Global Crisis In Which 188,437 People Have Died
Sam Spradling
22
World and Also Life Is Mostly Meaningless, The
Alex Speed
21
X
Y
You Can Just Buy the Jacket From Drive
Alex Speed
44
You Can Just Do Things
Matt Spradling
14
You Can Just Make Your Own French Toast
Matt Spradling
1
You Can't Escape MLMs
Jenna Hay
35
You Hugged Us Too Hard
Matt Spradling
21
You've Been Putting the Wrong Gems In Your Mouth - And That's a Good Thing
Matt Spradling
19
Young Americans Are Excessively Resting While Quarantined
Mats Bradling